tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

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smile4meh:

aradiah:

look at these potatoes even though they have different skin colours they are still friends we should all act more like potatoes

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WHEN I HEAR A NEW SONG BEFORE IT’S POPULAR…

sodamnrelatable:

And then EVERYONE is singing it, and it’s on the radio 24/7

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